Lenny: How was coffee? Did awkward wildebeests attack?

Stinky: No, thankfully. It was pleasant and crisis-free.

Lenny: Good work! I will fed-ex you gold stars, because I am a fed-exing fool

Stinky: Awrsome. But it would be cheaper to just hang out with me some time and hand them to me.

Lenny: Yes, but far less glamorous

And I seek glamour at ALL COSTS, BE THEY IN DOLLARS, EUROS, OR DIGNITY