Lenny: I have a sock toe hole
Lenny's Friend: I have a sock heel hole
Lenny's Friend's 4-year-old daughter: I have a tight butt hole

Uncontrollable, teary snorting from adults. All attempts to explain the difference between "tight" and "tights" abandoned.

Stinky is so considerate

"Are your contacts in?...I was gonna squish your eyeballs around but figured I'd ask first."

It looks like his wrists are growing hamsters.
Oh, DANG!  I can never compete with the Michelin Man!!

If you were a rock covered in food, I'd be a satisfied fish.

Remember when I found an alien fetus in my sleeve?