Lenny and Stinky

I color-code chainsaws.

Random Randonimity

Thesaurus Rex

"All of the woe of the words 'I am' seemed dissolved there, painlessly, peacefully." ~David Mitchell, *Cloud Atlas*
bloggeDreams

In last night's dream, I used Floam (remember THAT?) that was pink, purple, and blue to dye my hair. I just had to rub it on my wet hair, and it would lath...
Fortune Crookies

Your desire for truly Authentic Fried Rice will lead you to consume 35% of Asia's annual rice crop today, causing China to invade Europe. Again.
Masala Diaries

Whatever you say about India, you're wrong. I've been wrong for the last eleventy posts, and will be just as wrong in this one. At least India has given m...